Guess who woke up at 0530 with a sudden burning urge to pee? Now guess who startled himself when he unexpectedly shot out a brand new calcium-rich kidney stone which is 8mm (as measured by a doctor)? Take a guess. Yeah. Not the best way to start the day. But at least this time I managed to not only beat my record on redonkey-kongulously huge stones, but I managed to astound professionals as well.

I guess it’s a good thing my baby is on the way, because after that output, I don’t think I’ll be in a position to contribute any more of my chromosomes for a long long time.